A Paul Newman "I Remember..."

I remember watching Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid with my dad. And I passed by Paul Newman on the street two years ago right off of Ninth on 43rd Street.

Sarah Palin Is A Post Turtle

A GOOD STORY:
While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher, who's hand was caught in the gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Palin and her bid.
The old rancher said, "Well, ya know, Palin is a 'Post Turtle'".
Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was.
The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a country road you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle".
The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he continued to explain. "You know she didn't get up there by herself, she doesn't belong up there, and she doesn't know what to do while she's up there, and you just wonder what kind of dummy put her up there to begin with".

The Secret To Why David Plouffe Sucks And The Democrats Are Going To Lose This Election Is In This Email

HERE'S WHAT I RECEIVED IN MY EMAIL FROM THE OBAMA CAMPAIGN. MY REMARKS IN CAPS.

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We put together an ad today that captures Barack's victory in last night's debate in 30 seconds.

Take a look and make a donation of $5 or more to get it on the air for those who may have missed it:

After his erratic and reckless response to the economic crisis (IN WHO'S BARACK'S? BECAUSE ISN'T THIS WHO WE WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT? MORONS), McCain needed a game-changer last night to restore his campaign (LEAVE OFF THE LAST FOUR WORDS OF THIS SENTENCE, SHOULD READ: MCCAIN NEEDED A GAME-CHANGER LAST NIGHT AFTER HIS ERRATIC RESPONSE TO THE ECONOMIC CRISIS). He didn't even come close (UM, OKAY ARE WE IN TOP GUN?).

In a CBS News poll, uncommitted voters see Barack as the debate winner (UNCOMMITTED? YOU MEAN THEY'RE NOT PATRIOTIC? CALL THEM SWING VOTERS, IT SOUNDS HOTTER). When it comes to the economy, 66% say Barack would make the right decisions versus 42% for McCain (42 STILL LOOKS LIKE A BIG NUMBER, LEAVE IT OUT. AND RIGHT DECISIONS? YOU MEAN HE'LL ALWAYS BE PERFECT? FOREVER PERFECT? HOW ICY ELITIST OF HIM, I HEAR HE USES AN ACCENT WHEN HE SAYS "PAKISTON." MCCAIN SAYS "PAKIHSTAAAN." WHAT A RACIST MCCAIN IS. GOD IT IS SO EASY TO MAKE FUN OF LIBERALS AND STILL BE ONE).

The CNN poll results are also clear:

Who did the best job tonight? (YEAH THAT'S PRETTY GOOD)
Barack: 51
McCain: 38

Who would better handle Iraq? (EWWW, IT WAS THAT SURGE REMARK BY MCCAIN IN THE BEGINING)
Barack: 52
McCain: 47

Who would better handle the economy? (YEAH, NO KIDDING)
Barack: 58
McCain: 37

These are not the kind of reviews John McCain needed, but they show that Barack is offering the change we need (EVERYBODY TAKE A SHOT!).

Barack broke through last night with voters who were watching -- but we need to get the word out to the millions who didn't tune in (OH, THAT'S GOOD. SHOULD HAVE WRITTEN IT LIKE THIS FOR THE REST OF THE PAGE).

Please watch our latest ad and make a donation of $5 or more to show your support:

https://donate.barackobama.com/debatevideo

Thank you for everything you are doing (GOD, YOU'RE WELCOME),

David

David Plouffe (WHAT'S UP WITH YOUR LAST NAME?)
Campaign Manager
Obama for America

Eugene Hutz

I kicked Eugene Hutz in the butt before and put him in a headlock. True story.

World Cup Soccer 2006 Taught Me...

That the British are really annoying to watch soccer with and their accents lose their charm after a while. And they watch you make out with an Ecuadorian boy. But I LOVE London!

Lesson of the Day

Never forget where you come from, the story of Diego Maradona.

Just Kidding!